AMERICON.MOD (310115 bytes)
Contract On America
Music By Mob of Proletariat

International Copyright (C) 1995
Ear Snacks Music (BMI). All Rights Reserved.

I received this MOD from Neith Regio just
a few days ago, again via snail mail as the
Mob of Proletariat live in a place of violent
unrest where Internet services are only a
distant memory. Neith, as you may remember,
is the "File Manager" for Mob of Proletariat,
or The Prols, as they are also known in Nilokeras.
It's still hard to make out what Neith means
in translation, but I promised to pass his "news
of The Prols" to their fans in the free world:

Things are not going well for The Prols, according
to Neith. Although "they constantly win first
place" in local competitions, Moab and Hellas
have filed suit in the International Court against
the Government of Finland, and this action has
drained The Prols of "valueless resources". It
seems that Hellas is convinced that "agents of
the Finnish Secret Service" have infiltrated the
European MOD scene with the sole intention of
discrediting The Prols. "The spies are copping
all the loot" from major competitions for "our
archenergies, those Finnish groups."

Neith also reports rather appalling news about
Baby Wartnose - either the recent child of two of
The Prols, or a senile relative of Fat Crater's -
I'm sorry, but it's hard to tell - who was bartered
to wandering Panchaian tribesmen in exchange
for an unopened copy of Microsoft Bob.

Neith says The Prols now "regret this atrocity,
as Bob is pretty lame and Fat broke one of the
diskettes trying to reformat it later."

The custom of selling relatives is not unusual
in Xanthe, Neith notes. "Especially for Microsoft
products."

M O B  O F  P R O L E T A R I A T

Moab - music coder
Fat Crater - graphics and coding
Hellas - graphics and post-production video
Jane - sound editor
Neith Regio - file manager

The Prols were available through the Internet until
November 11, 1993, when a civil war disrupted all
communications services around Xanthe.

US Distribution:
fLAtDiSk(TM) SoftWorks
EMAIL     : flatrich@msn.com